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ppcofuarchiveArchivist's Note: Stormtracer also went by the names Inksetter, Err…, Arktos, authoressarktos, The Girl Who Thinks Too Much, Mirthful Tears and White Wolf. As nearly as the archivist can tell, it was primarily Err… and Stormtracer around the PPC Community. She is the author of Agents Miriam Collins and Rael, of the Department of Floaters.
Her PPC site was formerly located here, but Webs/Freewebs seems to have deleted it due to inactivity. Miriam's backstory (as Huntress) can still be read on the Pit, while the partners' only mission is on Stormtracer's LJ. The main page, author profiles and MST were all rescued from Webs, are are reproduced below. (The chronological order is Pit, LJ, MST.)
Miriam and Rael belong to Stormtracer. The PPC belongs to Jay and Acacia. Legolas Thranduillion belongs to J. R. R. Tolkien. The images first appeared on the Webs site, and are stored on the PPC Wiki. The introduction and character profiles are rated G.
My Little Virtual World
An Introduction
Hello, my name is Stormtracer, or more commonly, Arktos. Neither of those are my real name, obviously. You don't need to know my real name. If you somehow stumbled across this website, either you're bored or you checked out the link on my fanfiction.net profiles, Arktos or Stormtracer. Or maybe even you hang around my Livejournal. Regardless of which of those you are, you'll probably realize somewhere along the line that this is a site devoted to my stories. Mostly fanfiction, but you might find something original around here. I might put in a page or two about a few of my fandoms also...I can't decide right now.
So pull up a virtual chair and stay a while!...or leave, it's your choice :)
The PPC, or Protectors of the Plot Continuum, are agents dedicated to eradicating Mary-Sues and saving canon, among other things. They're really cool. ^_^
Come join the insanity!
I'm sure, since you clicked on the link that lead you here, you already read my introduction to the PPC. If so, I should probably move on with the explanation of my agents...
Agent Miriam {Race: Human}
She's got a whole big backstory in one of my other stories, but if you don't feel like reading through all of the sixteen-or-so chapters there, I'll sum it up in a few sentences for your convenience. Formerly known as 'Huntress' and 'Agent Evona', she's a non-rabid fangirl (yeah, I know, almost an oxymoron there :)) who favoured silly nicknames. She was dragged into a bad LotR fanfiction, became good friends with Legolas, defeated a rather nasty Mary-Sue and basically saved the day.
Only...nobody really knew about it but her future self, her future partner and a friend of hers named Alice by the time canon had bent back into shape. Which kind of sucks, really...and which is why she signed up to be a PPCer. And yes, that is a picture of the actress Shiri Appleby; hey, if other fanfiction authors can cast actors as their Original Characters, why can't I?
I'll have a link to her profile once I design one for her. For now, all you need to know is that she's Canadian, fourteen, and loved LotR long before the movie came out.
Agent Rael {Race: Elf}
Hey, this is Rael. Yes, I used a picture of Figwit (played by Bret McKenzie) for him, mostly because that's as close a picture as I can find that looks like him. Unlike Agent Miriam, who has a long, complicated backstory, Rael was more or less an elven Marty-Stu who served as a Designated Love Interest for the Mary-Sue in the first fanfic Miriam went after. Needless to say, she kicked a lot of butt with his help, and just couldn't let him die after all that. His name 'Rael' is short for 'Random Elf' (another poke at the 'Figwit' phenomenon, though a very discreet one), because Miriam sucked at elvish at that point in time. She apparently learned, but the name stuck.
Legolas 'Greenleaf' Thranduillion {Race: Elf}
*sighs* Well, he's not an agent, but he gets invited to tea a lot by Agent Miriam and therefore needs explaining. I'm sure everyone's familiar with the Lord of the Rings film trilogy, but in case you aren't I'll fill you in on all you need to know: he's an elven prince, he's a good friend of Agent Miriam, and he went on a Quest To Save The World By Destroying A Small Shiney Piece Of Jewellery. And no, I'm not a fangirl of his or Orlando Bloom's (the actor that plays him in the movies). I personally think he's kind of silly and wooden, but for some reason he and Miriam get along famously. And now I'm going to move on.
Archivist's Note: The following MST is NSFW and rated M for sex involving a real world individual and a fictional character (though, as Stormtracer's summary explains, the worst M-rated material was not included in the MST). Note that this MST originally used Miriam's now-retconned name "Evona." It has been edited to use the newer name, as well as for minor punctuation.
Stormtracer's Note: The second sporking (or rather, MSTing this time) of the strange duo, this time featuring a bad smut fic with a voice actor, Vic Mignogna who does Edward Elric, and Envy. Icky stuff, though the M-rated garbage is cut out.
Stormtracer’s Note: That’s right, ‘Err…’ is taking down her trusty spork from the mantelpiece and *le gasp* MSTing a story! Apparently miracles do happen… The reason I chose this one was because it was very painful (masochism, anyone?) and because Vic Mignogna is, as far as I can tell, a really awesome, nice guy and doesn’t deserve such a disgusting fic to his name. Originally taken from a source I won’t name, because Arktos doesn’t want to accidentally become responsible for some kid reading it.
Archivist's Note: The archivist has no such compunctions. Here are "Hate" (M-rated, NSFW) and "Me and Vic" (T-rated) by IlurveVic69.
Stormtracer's Note Continued: Original characters/ideas/plot/stuff (such as Miriam, Rael) and all related original subjects © Me (Don’t take them without permission!)
Original characters/ideas/plot/stuff from the fanfiction “Hate” (such as…uh…stuff…) and all related original subjects © IlurveVic69 (She can have it)
Fullmetal Alchemist and all related non-original (as in, not made by myself or the owner of “Hate”) subjects © Hiromu Arakawa, Viz, Square Enix, etc.
Rael: *wakes up* Whuh? Huh? Why are we in a giant ballroom?
Miriam: *laughs nervously* Well, The S.O. sent us a pretty bad one this time, and we were allowed MST it this time. I think this is the ballroom from the fandom the fic is set in. It’s ‘Fullmetal Alchemist’, an anime I like.
Rael: *stares* The S.O. gave us privileges?! The S.O. never gives out privileges! What sort of sick, twisted fanfiction is it this time?! I am out of here! *tries to make a run for it*
Miriam: *grabs him* Hey, I thought you were supposed to be some sort of elven warrior! Have some courage, man!
Rael: *flatly* I’m an elf.
Miriam: Right, whatever. Let’s just start it and get it over with.
Rael: *sighs*
Hi guys this is my first storie about Vic and Envy. I hope u like it please review! And I'm making it longer this time I'm going to make chapters. Yay!
Miriam: …Who’s Vic? Does she mean Vic Mignogna, the voice actor for Edward Elric?
Rael: *shrugs* I do not know. I can only vaguely recall the details of the series.
Miriam: Heh…Unspecified!Vic…
Hate
Miriam: It’s in you to give.
Ch. 1 : A trip to mcdonards
Rael: I have never heard of it.
Miriam: Funny, same here…
One day Envy was walking down the street disquised as Roy.
Miriam: …?
Rael: Someone obviously did not bother to spellcheck…
He walked by a studio and he the place where vic was making the fma movie.
Rael: Vic who? And why is Envy there to begin with ‘disquised’ as Roy?
Miriam: *fake smile* I know! Because this fic is retarded!
He looked though the window,
Miriam: Ever seen a horse fly through a window?
Rael: No, I don’t think…wait…
Miriam: *snickers*
“He’s so hottt oh-em-gee”
Rael: *raises eyebrow*
and so he deccided that he wanted to go on a date with vic
Rael: *bluntly* Bravo. The incoherent stupidity absolutely floors me.
Miriam: *amused* Wow, someone’s bitter.
Rael: No, just bored and vindictive.
Vic looked up as he saw a guy who looked like Roy walk up to him. “I’m sorry,” he said, “we are closed.”
Miriam: *as Unspecified!Vic* Which means no loitering, buster!
Rael: If he worked at the place they dubbed the movie, would he not be at least a bit shocked by seeing a fictional character?
“No your not,” Envy said looking sad.
Miriam: Envy…looking SAD?
Rael: The apocalypse must be nigh.
“I saw ppl in there stop being mean that’s not fair.”
Rael: ….chatspeak?
Miriam: *laughing* Stop being mean, Unspecified!Vic!
Vic just laughed and said “okay Roy how about u and I go on a date cause I think u r hottt omg.”
Both: …
Miriam: IT BURNNSSS!!!
Rael: *strangely thoughtful* Assuming that is the Vic I believe it to be, the fact he is against this ‘yaoi’ phenomenon indicates he is most likely…how did you humans put it…‘straight as an arrow’ in reality?
And so they decided to go to Envy’s favorite restaurant and it was mcdonalds. Envy got a big mac and he let let Vic a bight.
Rael: *dropping the educated routine* What the hell?!
Miriam: Hey, that’s what I was thinking! Kind of makes sense he likes McDonalds though…I mean, it is the spawn of all evil!
Rael: *raises eyebrow*
“Thank you vic that was good your so nice to me.”
Miriam: *hyperventilating* I need to go kill something.
Rael: *wide-eyed and inching away slowly* Just as long as it is not me…
Vic smiled, “I think u r really hot. I always though ed should get with Roy in the series.”
Miriam: *pretends to die*
Rael: *rolls eyes at her*
“well,” envy said, “maybe but lets find out okay?”
“okay cool,” said vic. “want to come to my house?”
Miriam: I can’t read this anymore! Rael, let’s make like bananas and split.
Rael: We cannot leave! What about that poor abused voice actor?!
Miriam: *grudgingly* …Well, he is my favourite voice actor…
Envy laughed and jumped to his feet. “That sounds wonderfull! Lets go!”
Miriam: Let’s not.
And so they walked down the street and everyone looked at them and said: “Look they’re so cute do u think theyre gay?”
Rael: *as ‘Envy’* Wow, people think we’re gay! *gives Miriam expectant look*
Miriam: *winces* *as ‘Unspecified!Vic’* Really? I wonder why!
Envy just laughed and put his arm over Vic’s shoulder, not wanting them to take his
Miriam: ...Milky Way Bars!
Rael: Oh, so he is Vic Mignogna?
Miriam: Nope, but I can temporarily pretend!
boyfriend.
Vic thought was really cute so he bent down and kissed
Miriam: …his Milky Way Bars!
Rael: Come to think of it, how do you know he likes them? You seem to know a bit too much about him…
Miriam: *unruffled* Fangirls can be very well informed.
Envy. “I love you Roy.”
“I love you too Vic,” Envy just chuckle.
Miriam: I bad write. Was taught by…how you Canucks say…much bad romance book?
Rael: I’m not Canadian, I’m from Middle-earth. Rivendell, to be exact.
Miriam: But I am, so…there!
So then they got to Vics apartment it was really big and pretty. And he had lots of posters of Ed x Roy on the walls.
Both: *sigh and shake their heads*
“Wow lots of stuff,” said Envy but he was a little jealous because there weren’t any of envy. And he was sad.
Miriam: Boo hoo. We don’t care.
“Yea I no,” said Vic. “Hey u wanna see my bedroom?”
“Sure,” said envy feeling a bit better. “That souds really hott.”
Both: *wide-eyed*
Miriam: *hesitantly* Did he…?
Rael: He did.
So they went up the stairs and vic thought envy looked so hot dressed as roy that [remainder censored because the authoress is a prude]
Both: *wide-eyed and gaping*
Miriam: Bwuh…?
Rael: Bwuh.
“Oh!” said Envy and laughed. “Why’d u do that?”
Miriam: *just gapes*
[again censored because the authoress is a prude]
Miriam: THAT IS SICK AND WRONG AND I CAN’T READ ANYMORE I JUST CAN’T I NEED TO THROW UP OH MY GOD I CAN’T READ ANY—
Rael: *quickly* Don’t worry! It’s over!
Miriam: *sags back into chair* Thank God!
Chap 1 end
Sorry guys I left u waitin for the sex. If u review a lot I’ll post faster kay haha kthanks!
Miriam: *rather murderous glare*
Rael: *sighs* Miriam, let it go.
Miriam: *grudgingly* okay…but only because I know you’d kick my butt if I didn’t!
Rael: So…is that it?
This story is called me and vic its about when i met vic at the anime con and stuff. my best con evar. its my first story so i hope u like it kthanks
Rael: …I guess not.
Miriam: Sorry, It’s by the same author…and I figured I might as well spork this one while I was at it. *sheepish*
I went to con and I had cosplay w/ all my otaku friends.
Rael: Fun. We don’t care.
I was Ed it was such an original costume because I was Ed from the movie instead of Ed from the series.
Miriam: *sarcastic* Oh wow, that is original!
Rael: Now who is the vindictive one?
Miriam: Can it, Spock.
Rael: *confused* ‘Spock’?
And I was Ed because Ed is hot and Ed is my favorite character and Vic is my favorite actor and he’s so hot.
Miriam: If he ever reads this sporking, I’m sure he’ll get a kick out of that part. I would!
Rael: *dismissive* he probably gets that all the time.
And then I saw Vic and he was like “Hey I like your outfit. It’s really original!”
Rael: She likes that word.
Miriam: What, ‘original’?
Rael: Yes. It is actually very ironic, if you think about it…
And I was all like oh*em*gee it’s Vic lolz! And I was like “Yay, thank you I know it is pretty cool.”
Miriam: She’s modest too!
He smiled and put his hand on my face. “You are really pretty. I think that you look good as Ed.”
Both: *facepalm*
And then my friend who was cosplaying Winry came up and said “I like RoyxEd! It’s so cute! I have this clip where u say u think Roy is sexy. Yay, I love yaoi!”
Miriam: That is so lame!
Rael: This is titled ‘Me and Vic’. Did you expect anything less than lame?
Vic said, “Me too. Hey, Ed, do you want to go to my room?”
“Okay, cool!” I said and I was really happy and stuff. Then we went there and he was hot and we did lots of cool stuff.
Miriam: …I feel like killing something again. *starts sobbing*
Rael: *grimly pats her on the back* There, there.
p.s. this story is true and u should believe it!
The End
review pleasseeeeee!
Miriam: Oh yeah, this is definitely the real thing. It happened. Yeah.
Rael: *annoyed* Are we finished?
Miriam: I think so.
Rael: YES! I mean…that’s good. Very good.
Miriam: Uh…last, but certainly not least, we sincerely apologize for the 'Fullmetal Alchemist' fans like her *points upward*.
Rael: I feel for this Vic…Vic Mi—…Miriam?
Miriam: Vic Mignogna.
Rael: *irritated* Yes, him. From what I managed to glean from your weekly rants, he is a decent human and doesn’t deserve such slander.
---
Thank God, it’s over. That was one of the most difficult things I’ve tackled so far…and one of the most disgusting. DX
Her PPC site was formerly located here, but Webs/Freewebs seems to have deleted it due to inactivity. Miriam's backstory (as Huntress) can still be read on the Pit, while the partners' only mission is on Stormtracer's LJ. The main page, author profiles and MST were all rescued from Webs, are are reproduced below. (The chronological order is Pit, LJ, MST.)
Miriam and Rael belong to Stormtracer. The PPC belongs to Jay and Acacia. Legolas Thranduillion belongs to J. R. R. Tolkien. The images first appeared on the Webs site, and are stored on the PPC Wiki. The introduction and character profiles are rated G.
An Introduction
Hello, my name is Stormtracer, or more commonly, Arktos. Neither of those are my real name, obviously. You don't need to know my real name. If you somehow stumbled across this website, either you're bored or you checked out the link on my fanfiction.net profiles, Arktos or Stormtracer. Or maybe even you hang around my Livejournal. Regardless of which of those you are, you'll probably realize somewhere along the line that this is a site devoted to my stories. Mostly fanfiction, but you might find something original around here. I might put in a page or two about a few of my fandoms also...I can't decide right now.
So pull up a virtual chair and stay a while!...or leave, it's your choice :)
The PPC, or Protectors of the Plot Continuum, are agents dedicated to eradicating Mary-Sues and saving canon, among other things. They're really cool. ^_^
Come join the insanity!
I'm sure, since you clicked on the link that lead you here, you already read my introduction to the PPC. If so, I should probably move on with the explanation of my agents...
Agent Miriam {Race: Human}
She's got a whole big backstory in one of my other stories, but if you don't feel like reading through all of the sixteen-or-so chapters there, I'll sum it up in a few sentences for your convenience. Formerly known as 'Huntress' and 'Agent Evona', she's a non-rabid fangirl (yeah, I know, almost an oxymoron there :)) who favoured silly nicknames. She was dragged into a bad LotR fanfiction, became good friends with Legolas, defeated a rather nasty Mary-Sue and basically saved the day.
Only...nobody really knew about it but her future self, her future partner and a friend of hers named Alice by the time canon had bent back into shape. Which kind of sucks, really...and which is why she signed up to be a PPCer. And yes, that is a picture of the actress Shiri Appleby; hey, if other fanfiction authors can cast actors as their Original Characters, why can't I?
I'll have a link to her profile once I design one for her. For now, all you need to know is that she's Canadian, fourteen, and loved LotR long before the movie came out.
Agent Rael {Race: Elf}
Hey, this is Rael. Yes, I used a picture of Figwit (played by Bret McKenzie) for him, mostly because that's as close a picture as I can find that looks like him. Unlike Agent Miriam, who has a long, complicated backstory, Rael was more or less an elven Marty-Stu who served as a Designated Love Interest for the Mary-Sue in the first fanfic Miriam went after. Needless to say, she kicked a lot of butt with his help, and just couldn't let him die after all that. His name 'Rael' is short for 'Random Elf' (another poke at the 'Figwit' phenomenon, though a very discreet one), because Miriam sucked at elvish at that point in time. She apparently learned, but the name stuck.
Legolas 'Greenleaf' Thranduillion {Race: Elf}
*sighs* Well, he's not an agent, but he gets invited to tea a lot by Agent Miriam and therefore needs explaining. I'm sure everyone's familiar with the Lord of the Rings film trilogy, but in case you aren't I'll fill you in on all you need to know: he's an elven prince, he's a good friend of Agent Miriam, and he went on a Quest To Save The World By Destroying A Small Shiney Piece Of Jewellery. And no, I'm not a fangirl of his or Orlando Bloom's (the actor that plays him in the movies). I personally think he's kind of silly and wooden, but for some reason he and Miriam get along famously. And now I'm going to move on.
Archivist's Note: The following MST is NSFW and rated M for sex involving a real world individual and a fictional character (though, as Stormtracer's summary explains, the worst M-rated material was not included in the MST). Note that this MST originally used Miriam's now-retconned name "Evona." It has been edited to use the newer name, as well as for minor punctuation.
Stormtracer's Note: The second sporking (or rather, MSTing this time) of the strange duo, this time featuring a bad smut fic with a voice actor, Vic Mignogna who does Edward Elric, and Envy. Icky stuff, though the M-rated garbage is cut out.
Stormtracer’s Note: That’s right, ‘Err…’ is taking down her trusty spork from the mantelpiece and *le gasp* MSTing a story! Apparently miracles do happen… The reason I chose this one was because it was very painful (masochism, anyone?) and because Vic Mignogna is, as far as I can tell, a really awesome, nice guy and doesn’t deserve such a disgusting fic to his name. Originally taken from a source I won’t name, because Arktos doesn’t want to accidentally become responsible for some kid reading it.
Archivist's Note: The archivist has no such compunctions. Here are "Hate" (M-rated, NSFW) and "Me and Vic" (T-rated) by IlurveVic69.
Stormtracer's Note Continued: Original characters/ideas/plot/stuff (such as Miriam, Rael) and all related original subjects © Me (Don’t take them without permission!)
Original characters/ideas/plot/stuff from the fanfiction “Hate” (such as…uh…stuff…) and all related original subjects © IlurveVic69 (She can have it)
Fullmetal Alchemist and all related non-original (as in, not made by myself or the owner of “Hate”) subjects © Hiromu Arakawa, Viz, Square Enix, etc.
Rael: *wakes up* Whuh? Huh? Why are we in a giant ballroom?
Miriam: *laughs nervously* Well, The S.O. sent us a pretty bad one this time, and we were allowed MST it this time. I think this is the ballroom from the fandom the fic is set in. It’s ‘Fullmetal Alchemist’, an anime I like.
Rael: *stares* The S.O. gave us privileges?! The S.O. never gives out privileges! What sort of sick, twisted fanfiction is it this time?! I am out of here! *tries to make a run for it*
Miriam: *grabs him* Hey, I thought you were supposed to be some sort of elven warrior! Have some courage, man!
Rael: *flatly* I’m an elf.
Miriam: Right, whatever. Let’s just start it and get it over with.
Rael: *sighs*
Hi guys this is my first storie about Vic and Envy. I hope u like it please review! And I'm making it longer this time I'm going to make chapters. Yay!
Miriam: …Who’s Vic? Does she mean Vic Mignogna, the voice actor for Edward Elric?
Rael: *shrugs* I do not know. I can only vaguely recall the details of the series.
Miriam: Heh…Unspecified!Vic…
Miriam: It’s in you to give.
Rael: I have never heard of it.
Miriam: Funny, same here…
One day Envy was walking down the street disquised as Roy.
Miriam: …?
Rael: Someone obviously did not bother to spellcheck…
He walked by a studio and he the place where vic was making the fma movie.
Rael: Vic who? And why is Envy there to begin with ‘disquised’ as Roy?
Miriam: *fake smile* I know! Because this fic is retarded!
He looked though the window,
Miriam: Ever seen a horse fly through a window?
Rael: No, I don’t think…wait…
Miriam: *snickers*
“He’s so hottt oh-em-gee”
Rael: *raises eyebrow*
and so he deccided that he wanted to go on a date with vic
Rael: *bluntly* Bravo. The incoherent stupidity absolutely floors me.
Miriam: *amused* Wow, someone’s bitter.
Rael: No, just bored and vindictive.
Vic looked up as he saw a guy who looked like Roy walk up to him. “I’m sorry,” he said, “we are closed.”
Miriam: *as Unspecified!Vic* Which means no loitering, buster!
Rael: If he worked at the place they dubbed the movie, would he not be at least a bit shocked by seeing a fictional character?
“No your not,” Envy said looking sad.
Miriam: Envy…looking SAD?
Rael: The apocalypse must be nigh.
“I saw ppl in there stop being mean that’s not fair.”
Rael: ….chatspeak?
Miriam: *laughing* Stop being mean, Unspecified!Vic!
Vic just laughed and said “okay Roy how about u and I go on a date cause I think u r hottt omg.”
Both: …
Miriam: IT BURNNSSS!!!
Rael: *strangely thoughtful* Assuming that is the Vic I believe it to be, the fact he is against this ‘yaoi’ phenomenon indicates he is most likely…how did you humans put it…‘straight as an arrow’ in reality?
And so they decided to go to Envy’s favorite restaurant and it was mcdonalds. Envy got a big mac and he let let Vic a bight.
Rael: *dropping the educated routine* What the hell?!
Miriam: Hey, that’s what I was thinking! Kind of makes sense he likes McDonalds though…I mean, it is the spawn of all evil!
Rael: *raises eyebrow*
“Thank you vic that was good your so nice to me.”
Miriam: *hyperventilating* I need to go kill something.
Rael: *wide-eyed and inching away slowly* Just as long as it is not me…
Vic smiled, “I think u r really hot. I always though ed should get with Roy in the series.”
Miriam: *pretends to die*
Rael: *rolls eyes at her*
“well,” envy said, “maybe but lets find out okay?”
“okay cool,” said vic. “want to come to my house?”
Miriam: I can’t read this anymore! Rael, let’s make like bananas and split.
Rael: We cannot leave! What about that poor abused voice actor?!
Miriam: *grudgingly* …Well, he is my favourite voice actor…
Envy laughed and jumped to his feet. “That sounds wonderfull! Lets go!”
Miriam: Let’s not.
And so they walked down the street and everyone looked at them and said: “Look they’re so cute do u think theyre gay?”
Rael: *as ‘Envy’* Wow, people think we’re gay! *gives Miriam expectant look*
Miriam: *winces* *as ‘Unspecified!Vic’* Really? I wonder why!
Envy just laughed and put his arm over Vic’s shoulder, not wanting them to take his
Miriam: ...Milky Way Bars!
Rael: Oh, so he is Vic Mignogna?
Miriam: Nope, but I can temporarily pretend!
boyfriend.
Vic thought was really cute so he bent down and kissed
Miriam: …his Milky Way Bars!
Rael: Come to think of it, how do you know he likes them? You seem to know a bit too much about him…
Miriam: *unruffled* Fangirls can be very well informed.
Envy. “I love you Roy.”
“I love you too Vic,” Envy just chuckle.
Miriam: I bad write. Was taught by…how you Canucks say…much bad romance book?
Rael: I’m not Canadian, I’m from Middle-earth. Rivendell, to be exact.
Miriam: But I am, so…there!
So then they got to Vics apartment it was really big and pretty. And he had lots of posters of Ed x Roy on the walls.
Both: *sigh and shake their heads*
“Wow lots of stuff,” said Envy but he was a little jealous because there weren’t any of envy. And he was sad.
Miriam: Boo hoo. We don’t care.
“Yea I no,” said Vic. “Hey u wanna see my bedroom?”
“Sure,” said envy feeling a bit better. “That souds really hott.”
Both: *wide-eyed*
Miriam: *hesitantly* Did he…?
Rael: He did.
So they went up the stairs and vic thought envy looked so hot dressed as roy that [remainder censored because the authoress is a prude]
Both: *wide-eyed and gaping*
Miriam: Bwuh…?
Rael: Bwuh.
“Oh!” said Envy and laughed. “Why’d u do that?”
Miriam: *just gapes*
[again censored because the authoress is a prude]
Miriam: THAT IS SICK AND WRONG AND I CAN’T READ ANYMORE I JUST CAN’T I NEED TO THROW UP OH MY GOD I CAN’T READ ANY—
Rael: *quickly* Don’t worry! It’s over!
Miriam: *sags back into chair* Thank God!
Chap 1 end
Sorry guys I left u waitin for the sex. If u review a lot I’ll post faster kay haha kthanks!
Miriam: *rather murderous glare*
Rael: *sighs* Miriam, let it go.
Miriam: *grudgingly* okay…but only because I know you’d kick my butt if I didn’t!
Rael: So…is that it?
This story is called me and vic its about when i met vic at the anime con and stuff. my best con evar. its my first story so i hope u like it kthanks
Rael: …I guess not.
Miriam: Sorry, It’s by the same author…and I figured I might as well spork this one while I was at it. *sheepish*
I went to con and I had cosplay w/ all my otaku friends.
Rael: Fun. We don’t care.
I was Ed it was such an original costume because I was Ed from the movie instead of Ed from the series.
Miriam: *sarcastic* Oh wow, that is original!
Rael: Now who is the vindictive one?
Miriam: Can it, Spock.
Rael: *confused* ‘Spock’?
And I was Ed because Ed is hot and Ed is my favorite character and Vic is my favorite actor and he’s so hot.
Miriam: If he ever reads this sporking, I’m sure he’ll get a kick out of that part. I would!
Rael: *dismissive* he probably gets that all the time.
And then I saw Vic and he was like “Hey I like your outfit. It’s really original!”
Rael: She likes that word.
Miriam: What, ‘original’?
Rael: Yes. It is actually very ironic, if you think about it…
And I was all like oh*em*gee it’s Vic lolz! And I was like “Yay, thank you I know it is pretty cool.”
Miriam: She’s modest too!
He smiled and put his hand on my face. “You are really pretty. I think that you look good as Ed.”
Both: *facepalm*
And then my friend who was cosplaying Winry came up and said “I like RoyxEd! It’s so cute! I have this clip where u say u think Roy is sexy. Yay, I love yaoi!”
Miriam: That is so lame!
Rael: This is titled ‘Me and Vic’. Did you expect anything less than lame?
Vic said, “Me too. Hey, Ed, do you want to go to my room?”
“Okay, cool!” I said and I was really happy and stuff. Then we went there and he was hot and we did lots of cool stuff.
Miriam: …I feel like killing something again. *starts sobbing*
Rael: *grimly pats her on the back* There, there.
p.s. this story is true and u should believe it!
The End
review pleasseeeeee!
Miriam: Oh yeah, this is definitely the real thing. It happened. Yeah.
Rael: *annoyed* Are we finished?
Miriam: I think so.
Rael: YES! I mean…that’s good. Very good.
Miriam: Uh…last, but certainly not least, we sincerely apologize for the 'Fullmetal Alchemist' fans like her *points upward*.
Rael: I feel for this Vic…Vic Mi—…Miriam?
Miriam: Vic Mignogna.
Rael: *irritated* Yes, him. From what I managed to glean from your weekly rants, he is a decent human and doesn’t deserve such slander.
Thank God, it’s over. That was one of the most difficult things I’ve tackled so far…and one of the most disgusting. DX
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